February 2012
Throwing a piece of paper in the trash & making...
joshishollywood:
What people don’t understand is that tumblr is a private company
The constitution wasn’t really written for blogs you know
That’s why blogging sites have terms of use in the first place
So they’re being pretty fair in telling you what you can and cannot post about
Stop being bratty children who think you’re being oppressed because you can no longer attempt to trigger...
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do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was
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desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
class:
Gale: We could do it you know.
Katniss: *unzips pants*
Gale: Take off, live in the woods.
Katniss:
Gale:
Katniss:
Gale:
Katniss: Oh.
basedmexican:
when girls describe themselves as “random”
VSQUAD Lax :)
Me: bye mom! see you later!
Mom: where are you going young lady? and what are you doing with that backpack
Me: nothing
Mom: uh huh and why are you wearing all black?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: i'm going to steal the declaration of independence.
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
here we go…
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once you press the follow button you sign an implicit contractual obligation to love me unconditionally even the bad text posts
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
d3uces:
ineedtogetpaid:
“i hate my life” the angry blogger types on their 15” macbook pro on their king sized bed in their air conditioned 3 story home in suburban america
this.
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You know you fucked up when you receive one of...
mypussybaldlikecaillou:
K.
Whatever.
…
Uh huh.
K.
Bye.
K.
K.
K.
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vinnyv3gas:
things i am: hungry
things i dont want to do: eat
Watchiwrotesins:
(via spate, blanklove)