January 2012
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
December 2011
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dogt0wn:
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and...
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Does anger management really work?
simplyadorableduh:
thewisepickle:
Funniest thing i have ever read
seriously guys i know it’s long but so worth it.
READ! Oh my god this is good :D This made my day.
oh my :)
Hahaha oh my. This guy. Hes a genius!
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
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hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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No tumblr..
i’m not going to uninstall missing e. sorry.
Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
interestingchoiceofwords:
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That moment when you realize you said something...
funnybro:
consecratio:
if it wasnt for urban dictionary, i wouldnt know half of what you guys are taking about
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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"Lax Bros"
alluneedislax:
I hate stereotypical “lax bros.” they are the reason people hate lacosse. They are the reason people think all lacrosse players are obnoxious douche bags. “sick flow brahhh” or “cool story bro tell it again”- uhm no shut up thats annoying. And respect women. Its not cool to demoralize girls because your friends laugh at your jokes. “go make me a sandwich” -no get ur lazy ass up...
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"Just let me lax"
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KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND SPLIT
pupfresh:
Russell Brand has filed for divorce from superstar wife Katy Perry. We were unable to reach Katy Perry for comment, but sources close to her say that she “feels like a plastic bag”.