March 2012
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supjamal:
i always get so paranoid about things i shouldn’t be getting paranoid over
heres the thing.
i don’t talk about my feelings.
cannolis:
this is internet
so every things cool… i guess. idk. I stress out too much. Just gotta forget about it, and act normal, and get over it. Things will get better.
On the bad side some girls found a supposedly grey hair on top of my head, they pulled it out and it turned out to be blonde…..
i’m not quite sure how that happened but okay..
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
1 tag
tsundereking:
look me in the screen and tell me you love me
Ellen Degeneres for President.
shann-ii:
yes
February 2012
i’m actually quite furious at the moment.
and stressed out.
think before you act.
Watch
When tumblr makes changes without letting me know...
wtfsofunny:
Not everyone who plays lacrosse is super rich & a...
ridingwavves:
Seriously. Not all lacrosse players come from privileged families or have 10 houses or have a fancy last name. But every player is passionate, and thats what we should be known for.
glassmoth:
If you want to ruin your self esteem try on bathing suits
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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
alltimelils:
oh my god i don’t want to grow up i hate how complicated everything has gotten
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
gotta-kick-it-up-a-notch:
ablogorsomething:
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
That’s so straight
that is so straight
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odair:
you are now aware that there are 634 days until catching fire is released
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
glamydia:
New study finds people who listen to Mac Miller on a regular basis have a 100% higher chance of getting terminal illnesses.
ugh i’m in so much pain i can’t take it cramps omfg my vagina is like falling out heLP ME PLEASE
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“Before you can grow up, you must fall in love three times. Once, you must fall...”
– (via wordsandlyrics)
sadpenis:
walks into Target with a bow and arrow
mom: i'm so tired of you doing nothing around the house and just going up to your room to blog all day. you only ever talk to virtual people anymore and it's not healthy. you need to start doing something other than spending all your time on the computer or else i'm taking it.
me: fuck it i'm young
mom: what did you say?
me: ok
cemerie:
do you ever take step back from your blog and think “what am i doing”
7 tags
5 Reasons to Go to Bed an Hour Earlier
healthylivingforyou:
It improves your memory. Your brain makes sense of all that you did and learned throughout the day while you’re sleeping.
It helps regulate your weight. Sleep deprivation causes poor regulation of the hormones that control your appetite. Sleep is also the ever important fasting period of the day— if you’re staying up late and snacking you’re going to eat more than you would...
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Watch
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
textposter:
I guess “some of these kids are really hot” is not ok to say when working at Chuck E Cheese
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